The Things People Do In ‘A Van Down By The River …’

I could not confirm if Matt Foley was one half of the couple "getting intimate" in a van down by the river this past weekend.

This blog has really taken a turn for the gutter it seems.

But don’t blame me. Blame it on the people (and dogs) of Yankton. I’m only reporting what is going on in this fine (and frisky) city.

The following incident was in the police log today:

Officer out with vehicle at Riverside Park near Capital building. Contact made with male and female who were getting intimate with one another in a van down by the river. A cab was called and they were sent on their way.

Well, I’m sure you’ll agree that is good enough reason to post the old Saturday Night Live clip featuring Chris Farley as Matt Foley, the motivational speaker who lives in a van down by the river.

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