Is it too early to declare 2012 a “wiener” of a year?
I found this while combing through the police logs today:
• A report was received at 10:51 p.m. Sunday of smoke coming from an apartment in the 2200 block of Capital St. Officers found that a woman had fallen asleep while cooking a hot dog in a pan. There was no fire, and the apartment was opened up to air it out.
To the readers of The Inland Voyage: I hope your new year did not fire off with burnt wieners! (Unless, of course, you like your wieners burnt. I know that’s how some people prefer their hot dogs. Me? Not so much.)