If I wrote country songs, this would be the source material for my next big hit:
• An intoxicated female visited the Yankton Police Department at 12:53 a.m. Tuesday and requested to speak to an officer. She was upset about how she had bailed out her boyfriend from a jail in Nebraska and then got dumped by him. The woman wanted to know if an officer could go to the community and get her bail money back. She was advised to call the Nebraska police office in the morning and was given a ride home by a sober friend.
Unfortunately, I don’t write country songs.
I can tell you how the story would end, though. This little cowgirl would get her money back, and the boyfriend would be arrested wearing nothing but his boots and a cowboy hat.
I’ll let you use your imagination as to how all that transpires in this hypothetical song …