You’ve heard of “Northern Exposure.”
Well, this is a case of southern exposure.
The Yankton Police Department received a call Wednesday afternoon that a man was exposing himself in public. According to the complainant, the individual was baring his backside on his front porch.
Police contacted the man, who stated that he had been carrying an air conditioner. While he was setting it down, he said his pants had also fallen down.
That’s referred to in some parts as air conditioning the old-fashioned way.
Police were satisfied with the man’s answer and took no further action. However, the complainant might want to give this gentleman the gift of suspenders before he accidentally bares all again!