This Dirty Bird Is Terrorizing My Neighborhood

There is an eagle who lives in my neighborhood. His name is Larry.

We call him the Bald Eagle. It’s not for the reasons you might suspect.

Just look at what a creeper he is and you’ll understand.

Eagle

Photo by Kelly Hertz (who had no idea I was writing this blog post based on a picture he had taken for a completely different story).

Do you see a resemblance to this Monty Python character?

MontyPythonFlasher

Larry the Eagle and this flasher from Monty Python are, sadly, birds of a feather.

We’re at a loss as far as what to do about Larry and his lewd conduct.

Because of the the Migratory Bird Treaty Act and the Bald and Golden Eagle Protection Act, local authorities refuse to lay a hand on him (and probably for good reason. He is a real sicko).

If anyone has any ideas about what to do regarding this dirty bird, please contact the B.S. Department in Nathan City. 🙂

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